Nobody leaves!, someone in the park said, but that sounded contradictory to them.

The politician’s daughter was already speaking with a forked tongue. She was last seen shedding this.

…must be an iCloud.

According to legend, somewhere under there lay the land where marijuana was first legalized …

Having been lied to all day by people who claimed to have “seen the light”, I looked to the sky for some comfort, but even the moon was full of it!

Everyone was asking for money these days, but they had made damn sure that reaching out to the church would be near impossible.

Since her dreams of becoming a polar bear had grown really intense, she was constantly jamming “Beary” White.

In order to make this Swedish dyke feel validated, the world provided her nation’s flag, a rainbow, and a nice bird.

Whatever they were trying to prove, they had nothing on Annie Lennox, who was walking on _broken_ glass.

  She was gesturing exitedly towards the red board showing her former victims, that had all lived down her street. Finding new ones would prove to be less easy in this particular outfit.