Life on different levels

The fans of Monster High – you’ll always find them down below.

I thought I had finally found my other half…

…but then I realized, this was actually my first half – f*ck! The search goes on…

Thou shalt not drink and drive…

…or you might hallucinate a strange carco!

Some may die young…

…but it ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings, so I’ll be keeping my hands out of the cookie jar a while longer, just to be safe.

Go(ne) with the flow

Disguised as pumpkin soup, but in reality just the tip of a bottomless pit.

The things you have to swallow as a tourist!

Like people jacking off in public places, blocking your view of fine architecture.

Masked intentions

I guess I should confess – although this is a scrub recipe from the one and only Eva Longoria, for me it’s just a cheap (or well, it’s a pretty good coffee brand) trick… Continue reading

Favourite place of Jack(ass) Frost’s?

No wonder it’s such a cold world when everyone in it is trying to be cool…

Heavenly opening…

…though unfortunately out of reach unless you’ve got your head in the clouds.

A bird’s-eye view on things

The way you are left when someone would have needed a bigger broom to sweep you off your feet completely.