Red in the eyes

He threw the biggest parties, with the biggest cocktail umbrellas.

You are what you think, etc.

This four-footed friend really wanted a lean-to, and he was trying to get into the feeling of having it now.

Walking fields of gold

Sweden WINNER of ESC 2015 – hollar!! šŸ˜€

The hornythologist

He had hoped for some heavy cable, and it did attract birds all right!

Color me bad

Fifty shades of grey and some fucking whitey feeling blue.

The writing on the wall

I shall never get into mischief again, I shall never get into mischief, I shall never get into, I shall never get, I shall never, I shall … šŸ˜‰

Where do you draw the line?

The circle of life. You can’t jump out of it, unless you’re a kid – or Van Halen!

They don’t see no concrete solution

They were quite dissapointed when they realized this wasn’t Wall Street after all. At least, I think so – they were speaking a pigeon language…

Where’d you say the grass was greener?

You only whispered once in college that you wanted som green, and now you’re constantly being watched.

Loving loud birds is a sound preference

All screaming creatures who choose to leave white trash behind are my thing!