Intoxicated by life

I had recently made the decision to live life to the fullest, and I started by doubling everything. I had recently made the decision to live life to the fullest, and I started… Continue reading

G-star?

My pants were loose, but then Orion’s belt appeared.

Generous air service

I booked a red eye and got two …

Dump perignon, anyone?

It might seem like I was taking a big risk standing under there, but actually, I’m really only allergic to bull shit.

Winds of change bring a divided country

Morning has broken, and so has the flag.

Have a heart

Spread your love – it might get you a foursome šŸ˜‰

Summertime

Even God’s having a barbeque. No wait, that’s the purgatory!

Who gives a rat’s ass…

…if she’s too old to chase ’em?

You say tomaaaaaaatoe

Being a lesbian, I had to grow myself a child in a greenhouse.

Glass to see you

Life in the city … Even when you think you’re alone, there’s always some creep with a camera, trying to shoot Orange is the new black from a different angle.