Feel like throwing up
I find it quite un-bear-able!
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Wearing a green jacket didn’t help
I was never grounded as a child.
Bright or not right?
Somebody decided to visualize that fine line between heavenly enlightenment and the insanity of the woods.
Come again?
The next time someone halfway spiritually intelligent enters this earth (or through my bedroom window), they will be greeted by three wise women.
Tired of being tired of being tired
Coffee: The force awakens!
What’s the point of working if time doesn’t fly??
The fly on the wall suddenly decided it needed a change of scenery. I’m contemplating rapidly browsing through different sites to make its life even more interesting…
Feelin’ a bit tubby
First, you take a bath, and when the cows come to drink, you take a hike (the latter is great exercise).
Money really doesn’t grow on trees
I’ll try to remember this next time I feel broke …
Rock on!
I just knew we’d have a gay old time, ’cause they were the modern stone age family.
Let’s roll down to the pub!
I’m so tired of water, it’s not even funny!