Mr. and Mr. Jones seemed like a match made in heaven – until they discovered they BOTH liked to bend over …

Swiss mountains like to get high(er), didn’t I always know it!

Gulls, they don’t just shit all over your sandwich – they’re coming to get you!

The modern Ikaros travels with heavy machinery, as he needs the wax for other purposes in life …

The road to lesbianism used to begin here; that was before you could learn to play the triangle in school.