Even in his spare time, my dentist couldn’t get rid of his obsession to whiten, whiten …

I was running out of time, and people were rubbing it in so badly, that I started hoping it would rub off and reverse the original fact.

The priest pronounced us ball & chain. At least I got to keep my bling bling, while my other half got kicked around a lot.

I was singing so beautifully doing paper work, that my stationary was moved, thus forcing me to rename it.

…but for him, it was pure heaven, yes indeed…

He had been constipated for a while now, something which had slightly darked his view of the toilet.

Although it had been decades since Ozzy released his “Bark at the moon”, this shining ball still didn’t dare to come out.

They intended to stay young forever, but they were already just shadows of their old selves!

If you ever feel like shooting yourself in the head, use a water gun – that way only the make-up gets ruined!

God pees lying down – and he’s hiding behind that building!!