She herself would never have chosen to step on a longboard; her shadow, on the other hand, was a cocky, persuasive son of a bitch …

  As I realized that my whole world fit into a freaking chair knob, I wanted to smash my head in.

He still couldn’t stop focusing on things that refused to grow.

Everyone was told it was in the air, when actually it had been hiding in the ground all along!

…said those who were always right.

…so they stayed where only small folks liked to hang out.

It could have something to do with his leaving the Bodhi tree for a gold platter.

The plane jackers were planning on laughing all the way to Bahamas, but the police chopper was not out of doughnuts quite yet!

…I add a certain twist 😉

When people ask me how much chocolate I really eat, I start making up stories.