Tongue slip on (sand)paper
When really spelling it out to the waiter, that I wanted my dessert, I accidentally left one ‘s’ out.
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Was it a cat I saw?
Kids somehow always manage to focus on the infinite Garfield of possibilities!
Man or mouth?
Actually, the popcorn never landed again, and he was stuck in this pose forever.
She was usually very successful when it came to getting men naked…
…though, no matter how seductively she stared, Orion’s belt wouldn’t come off.
Love above all
The extraterrestrials monitoring the bride-to-be found that she had had trouble enough finding something borrowed, and desperately wanted to help her with the last part.
Running up that road, running up that hill
, and as there were no buildings around, the tree decided to stop there.
She was screaming from the rooftops …
… because somebody was about to chop(p) ‘er!
Jesus!
This is what greets me, even though I usually get up at an unholy hour!
Someone had finally set that bird straight
and now she was just as cock loving as a good Christian chick should be.
She was so pure…
…that she washed all magazines, dirty or not.