Hardly working like clockwork

I was wondering what time it was, and the clock was staring back, wondering what person I was. It even paused to think – actually, it is still five to nine over there.

Back from Paris!

Hold that against me?

Birds of a feather…

…chattering away, totally unaware of the fact that I was comtemplating killing two birds with one stone!

Flexible steel with indiscriminate pronunciation

A plane taking a bow.

Last minute flight

Being a true optimist, means thinking there’s always a way to catch that plane!

So many birds, so little time

Since her Hollywood hunk was known for always dating a new woman, she had a feeling she would soon be out of the picture.

Hot birds leaving a lezzie bar?

Nah, just some members of the mile high club being poked by the church towers.

The last models from the summer collection

Two minutes in the spotlight before the big “fall”.

As I mentioned earlier, I’m nowhere near a horse’s ass…

…even when I’m being mooned at.

It ain’t all what it see-ms

The eye is the window of my kitchen!!