Is she a doll?
Cracked 18th century houses need fixing the old way. Or maybe it’s because it’s the only thing she’s allowed to pinch.
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Talk to the hand – a figure of speech
Aerosmith were lying. At least there was no love in this elevator.
A complete ass hole
Someone decided to shed some light on the subject.
I’ll be buying the drinks in the afterlife, baby
The beauty of being gay, is that you can’t go straight to heaven, so you get to pass Go and collect two hundred dollars on the way š
Redneck heaven
It looks a lot like hell, but then again, you get what you believe in.
So close yet so far away
He was said to be far fetched, but I was a friend of Inspector Gadget’s.
If you seek Amy…
…there’s always a hole of some sort to be found.
50 shades of … well, various stuff
Pink was apparently coming to town, and they wanted a front row seat.
Animalistic view
When I screamed “look out!”, I was actually referring to her, but not in the sense that she interpreted it …
Bang(s) in the air
The girls were on fire last night!!