Big brown(ie) eyes

My heart nearly skipped a beak

I have a tail to tell … sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well …

HUGE Madonna fan, or just a bug in the interface between my kitchen and the big outdoors?

Infantile paralysis

A relaxed hang out with children equals just kid-ding in so many aspects.

Yoghurt yoga on the moo meadow

If you can’t join them, beat them! It’s not called “whipped” cream for nothing…

High risk craps

This species rarely procrastinates – it aims at getting shit done!

Dry awakening after the wet

The queen of the forest broke the laws of nature and was sent to prism.

Going bananas again?

I guess there had to be a sequel at some point – I was just glad he wasn’t headed for my floor.

Itchy bitchy

It was time to find out if I was more allergic to sex, drugs or rock ‘n’ roll.