A relaxed hang out with children equals just kid-ding in so many aspects.
If you can’t join them, beat them! It’s not called “whipped” cream for nothing…
This species rarely procrastinates – it aims at getting shit done!
The queen of the forest broke the laws of nature and was sent to prism.
I guess there had to be a sequel at some point – I was just glad he wasn’t headed for my floor.
It was time to find out if I was more allergic to sex, drugs or rock ‘n’ roll.
I had always said I wouldn’t be caught dead with a camel toe in bed. To my great defence, I wasn’t dead yet.
När man skulle lära barn hur man släcker en eld var man ju först tvungen att lära dem hur man skapar en.