Bright idea
Having been lied to all day by people who claimed to have “seen the light”, I looked to the sky for some comfort, but even the moon was full of it!
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Righteously rich
Everyone was asking for money these days, but they had made damn sure that reaching out to the church would be near impossible.
Polar Prize winner?
Since her dreams of becoming a polar bear had grown really intense, she was constantly jamming “Beary” White.
“Broad” daylight
In order to make this Swedish dyke feel validated, the world provided her nation’s flag, a rainbow, and a nice bird.
Feet-uring cowards
Whatever they were trying to prove, they had nothing on Annie Lennox, who was walking on _broken_ glass.
Great neighbor-hood
She was gesturing exitedly towards the red board showing her former victims, that had all lived down her street. Finding new ones would prove to be less easy in this particular outfit.
That’s how they roll
She herself would never have chosen to step on a longboard; her shadow, on the other hand, was a cocky, persuasive son of a bitch …
Headbanger’s ball
As I realized that my whole world fit into a freaking chair knob, I wanted to smash my head in.
All those protein drinks, all that hard work
He still couldn’t stop focusing on things that refused to grow.
No wonder love was so hard to find
Everyone was told it was in the air, when actually it had been hiding in the ground all along!