Category Archive: fun stuff

Love above all

The extraterrestrials monitoring the bride-to-be found that she had had trouble enough finding something borrowed, and desperately wanted to help her with the last part.

Running up that road, running up that hill

, and as there were no buildings around, the tree decided to stop there.

She was screaming from the rooftops …

… because somebody was about to chop(p) ‘er!

Jesus!

This is what greets me, even though I usually get up at an unholy hour!

Someone had finally set that bird straight

and now she was just as cock loving as a good Christian chick should be.

She was so pure…

…that she washed all magazines, dirty or not.

“The wheels are out front”

… he used to say leaving the bars 30-odd years ago, and in a way, it was still true.

C minor?

Apparently, this keyboard needed a bug fix …

If only her seeds were easier to digest …

… this blondie wouldn’t have so much wind in the hair every time the gardener came around.

You haven’t been dumped!

I’m just enjoying a Swiss bird and her chocolate for a while 😉