Animalistic view
When I screamed “look out!”, I was actually referring to her, but not in the sense that she interpreted it …
When I screamed “look out!”, I was actually referring to her, but not in the sense that she interpreted it …
The girls were on fire last night!!
As usual, New Year’s Eve was an orgy of babes …
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they can also walk on water (just like Jesus, who by the way must have been a very cool guy …)
The reason why I eat them …
6+ years ago: bun in the oven. Today: happy cookie!
Practicing hard to turn dough into money, like the somewhat taller people do.
The Lord sure must have eaten a lot of licorice lately!! (Please refer to https://shoutoutcloud.com/2014/08/18/this-just-in/)
I was wondering what time it was, and the clock was staring back, wondering what person I was. It even paused to think – actually, it is still five to nine over there.
Hold that against me?