Feelin’ a bit tubby
First, you take a bath, and when the cows come to drink, you take a hike (the latter is great exercise).
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Trying to figure myself out
I was never cut out for fitting in!
Beware of straight rows!
Either she was sewing without knowing, or I was lodging a hasbian …!
Dark matter
What’s the point in keeping your head held high when your shadow is openly mocking you?
Scared shitless
The fact that Halloween was coming up was so frightening, even the moon was wearing a diaper.
Intoxicated by life
I had recently made the decision to live life to the fullest, and I started by doubling everything. I had recently made the decision to live life to the fullest, and I started… Continue reading
You say tomaaaaaaatoe
Being a lesbian, I had to grow myself a child in a greenhouse.
Glass to see you
Life in the city … Even when you think you’re alone, there’s always some creep with a camera, trying to shoot Orange is the new black from a different angle.
Red in the eyes
He threw the biggest parties, with the biggest cocktail umbrellas.
The writing on the wall
I shall never get into mischief again, I shall never get into mischief, I shall never get into, I shall never get, I shall never, I shall … 😉