She was always left behind…
…said those who were always right.
…said those who were always right.
…so they stayed where only small folks liked to hang out.
It could have something to do with his leaving the Bodhi tree for a gold platter.
The plane jackers were planning on laughing all the way to Bahamas, but the police chopper was not out of doughnuts quite yet!
…I add a certain twist 😉
When people ask me how much chocolate I really eat, I start making up stories.
Even in his spare time, my dentist couldn’t get rid of his obsession to whiten, whiten …
I was running out of time, and people were rubbing it in so badly, that I started hoping it would rub off and reverse the original fact.
The priest pronounced us ball & chain. At least I got to keep my bling bling, while my other half got kicked around a lot.
I was singing so beautifully doing paper work, that my stationary was moved, thus forcing me to rename it.