Category Archive: fun stuff

She was always left behind…

…said those who were always right.

They had heard of big men doing benches…

…so they stayed where only small folks liked to hang out.

Something was eating him …

It could have something to do with his leaving the Bodhi tree for a gold platter.

“Plane” or sugared?

The plane jackers were planning on laughing all the way to Bahamas, but the police chopper was not out of doughnuts quite yet!

And if they ask me again…

…I add a certain twist 😉

Art consumer

When people ask me how much chocolate I really eat, I start making up stories.

OCD continues after EOB

Even in his spare time, my dentist couldn’t get rid of his obsession to whiten, whiten …

In my face!!

I was running out of time, and people were rubbing it in so badly, that I started hoping it would rub off and reverse the original fact.

Neckless necklace

The priest pronounced us ball & chain. At least I got to keep my bling bling, while my other half got kicked around a lot.

(Rocking and) rolling on the floor laughing out loud

I was singing so beautifully doing paper work, that my stationary was moved, thus forcing me to rename it.