Big brown(ie) eyes

I have a tail to tell … sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well …

HUGE Madonna fan, or just a bug in the interface between my kitchen and the big outdoors?

If a strong lesbian ever gets sick …

… hopefully she has at least caught a ladybug.

Go with the flow

Before you have a chance to start complaining that nothing’s going on in your life, shit happens!

Pet ya he didn’t see this comin’

Since he couldn’t talk the talk, he was no longer allowed to walk the walk.

Positive thinking at its highest level

Pussy coming your way!!

Feel like throwing up

  I find it quite un-bear-able!

Bright or not right?

Somebody decided to visualize that fine line between heavenly enlightenment and the insanity of the woods.

Come again?

The next time someone halfway spiritually intelligent enters this earth (or through my bedroom window), they will be greeted by three wise women.